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Advice For Pet Owners

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What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?

Kill your cat.

Union Rules

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How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve ... you got a problem?

Another One Into A Bar

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Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Pirate Walks Into A Bar

Bartender to pirate: Why the paper towel sticking out of your hat?

Pirate: Arrgh, Got a bounty on me head.

First Door On The Left

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?"

The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner."

What's For Dinner?

Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?

To warm up her husband's dinner.