Just Plain Funny

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What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?

Kill your cat.

How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve ... you got a problem?

Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.

He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"

Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."

A guy goes in to see an optometrist.

The doctor says, "You have to stop masturbating."

The guy says, "Why? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."

Man is incomplete until he’s married.

Then he’s finished.

Advice For Pet Owners