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Advice For Pet Owners

Created: 19 November 2014
Hits: 3149

What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?

Kill your cat.

Union Rules

Created: 17 November 2014
Hits: 3264

How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve ... you got a problem?

Another One Into A Bar

Created: 13 November 2014
Hits: 3598

Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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How It's Done Down South

How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?

She locks the doors on her pickup truck.

The Father, The Son, And ? ....

Little Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way.
Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearin' your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards!"

What's Better?

What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?

Being a man.

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