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Advice For Pet Owners

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What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?

Kill your cat.

Union Rules

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How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve ... you got a problem?

Another One Into A Bar

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Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Show Some Respect

My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.

Here Pussy, Pussy, Pussy...

The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"

Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school!'"

I'll Drink To That

There's a huge five-alarm fire at the local bar and trucks are dispatched from every station. When it's finally under control, one of the chiefs walks in and finds two Irish guys drinking at the bar. The chief says, "I can't believe you guys were in here the whole time. How'd the fire start?"

One of the Irish guys says, "We have no idea. It was burning when we got here."