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Advice For Pet Owners

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What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?

Kill your cat.

Union Rules

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How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve ... you got a problem?

Another One Into A Bar

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Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Going Postal

My apartment is full of Valentine's cards.

I'm not some kind of stud.

I'm a lazy bastard postman.

In-Laws Can Be The Worst

A young couple were driving down country road in total silence, having had a little disagreement at their last stop. As they passed a barnyard full of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?"

"Yes," his wife replied. "I married into the family."

And that's when the fight started...

Round Two

What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.