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Don't Need A Forklift For This One

Created: 08 January 2015
Hits: 2673

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

A woman.

Smells Like A Good Time

Created: 06 January 2015
Hits: 3441

What's the difference between pussy & pot?

If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.

Not My Type Of Girl

Created: 04 January 2015
Hits: 4014

What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?

About 65 pounds.

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On The Rag, Vampire Style

What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?

See you next period.

Only Fools Fall In Love

My wife and I had our usual back and forth at breakfast when I finally said: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice."

And that's when the fight started...

Not The Smartest Guys

Did you hear about the two guys in Minnesota who froze to death in their car at the drive-in theater?

They went to see "Closed for the Season."

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