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Just Plain Funny

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Don't Need A Forklift For This One

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What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

A woman.

Smells Like A Good Time

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What's the difference between pussy & pot?

If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.

Not My Type Of Girl

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What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?

About 65 pounds.

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I Know Her By Reputation

How do you know who gives a good blow job?

Word of mouth.

Gone Fishin'

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a Torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe my idiot husband Is out fishing in that?"

And that's when the fight started...

Vegetable Logic

How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.