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Over My Dead Body

Created: 12 January 2015
Hits: 3506

What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Who Said Things In Life Aren't Free?

Created: 11 January 2015
Hits: 2879

What would you call a dead prostitute?

Free.

Still Not My Type Of Girl

Created: 10 January 2015
Hits: 2916

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

Forty-five pounds.

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For Biology or Sex Ed?

A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.

Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."

A Lot On The Side

How can you tell when your girlfriend's getting really fat?

You start asking your wife for sex.

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Three guys are sitting in a bar bitching about how stupid their wives are.

The first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and we don't even have a garage."

The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she listens to her iPod and she doesn't have any earphones for it."

The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of condoms and she doesn't even have a dick."

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