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Over My Dead Body

Created: 12 January 2015
Hits: 2894

What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Who Said Things In Life Aren't Free?

Created: 11 January 2015
Hits: 2367

What would you call a dead prostitute?

Free.

Still Not My Type Of Girl

Created: 10 January 2015
Hits: 2398

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

Forty-five pounds.

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