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Over My Dead Body

Created: 12 January 2015
Hits: 3439

What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Who Said Things In Life Aren't Free?

Created: 11 January 2015
Hits: 2842

What would you call a dead prostitute?

Free.

Still Not My Type Of Girl

Created: 10 January 2015
Hits: 2874

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

Forty-five pounds.

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Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?

So she won't shit on the street during the parade.

When It Rains It Pours

Why is a pussy like the weather?

Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.

Keep It In The Family

A farmer bursts into the bedroom with his wife in bed and a sheep under his arm. He yells, "This is the pig I fuck when you have a headache!" The wife looks up and says, "That's not pig dumbass, it's a sheep!"

The farmer looks over and shouts: "Quiet! I wasn't talking to you!"

And that's when the fight started...

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