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Over My Dead Body

Created: 12 January 2015
Hits: 3506

What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Who Said Things In Life Aren't Free?

Created: 11 January 2015
Hits: 2879

What would you call a dead prostitute?

Free.

Still Not My Type Of Girl

Created: 10 January 2015
Hits: 2916

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

Forty-five pounds.

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What is the cheapest meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.

Make A Wish

Little Johnny's parents got divorced. One night Little Johnny walked past his mother's bedroom, the door was open, and he sees his mother lying on her back playing with herself, saying "I need a man... I need a man..."

A few nights later he walks past her bedroom again, the door's open, and he sees his mother with a man on top of her.

Little Johnny runs to his room, jumps on his bed, pulls down his pants and starts playing with himself, saying, "I need a bike... I need a bike... "

Sounds Like A Rapper

When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.

Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.

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