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Over My Dead Body

Created: 12 January 2015
Hits: 2811

What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Who Said Things In Life Aren't Free?

Created: 11 January 2015
Hits: 2325

What would you call a dead prostitute?

Free.

Still Not My Type Of Girl

Created: 10 January 2015
Hits: 2353

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

Forty-five pounds.

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A Guy At The Bar

A guy at the bar orders two drinks. He downs one, then pours the other on his left hand.

The bartender asks: "Hey mister... what're you doin'?" "

"Getting my date drunk."

That Discussion With Your Kid

Two guys were talkin' at the bar. The first one told his buddy: "My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, 'Is that the best you can do?'"

All In Due Time

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he told her with a wink.

That evening, he came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Excited, she opened it to find her gift -  a paperback book titled "The Meaning of Dreams."

And that's when the fight started...

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