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Over My Dead Body

Created: 12 January 2015
Hits: 3355

What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Who Said Things In Life Aren't Free?

Created: 11 January 2015
Hits: 2792

What would you call a dead prostitute?

Free.

Still Not My Type Of Girl

Created: 10 January 2015
Hits: 2828

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

Forty-five pounds.

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Advice For Pet Owners

What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?

Kill your cat.

Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires

Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?

Because every time Mrs. Smokey gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.

A Real Magic Trick

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"

She says, "What's that?"

He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."

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