What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
A pilot you racist bastard.
A guy bends his wife over the kitchen table and fucks her in the ass. When he's finished he asks: "Did you like that?"
She tells him: "I'd have liked it a lot more if the kids were done eating."
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't cook... they eat out.
What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
