Just Plain Funny

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How's an old lady's twat like Australia?

Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.

What's the best thing about duct tape?

It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"

What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

A woman at the Pearly Gates asks St. Peter, "Is my husband here? My name is Johnson." St. Peter says, "Well, that's not enough information."

She says, "OK... his name is Dick Johnson and he told me that after he died, if I was ever unfaithful, he'd roll over in his grave."

St. Peter says, "Oh .. you mean Pinwheel Johnson!"

Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?

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