What would you call a dead prostitute?
Free.
1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.
What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
"Honey, I'm home."
What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?
A white chick's ass.
