What would you call a dead prostitute?
Free.
What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?
Take them off next time.
They finally came out new a new blonde paint.
It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look way better at night than any jar of cold cream.
And that's when the fight started...
