Who Said Things In Life Aren't Free? | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 11 January 2015; Hits: 1247

What would you call a dead prostitute?

Free.

#jokes Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the sink.

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