What would you call a dead prostitute?
Free.
I asked my wife if we should get a pet for around the house.
She said she already has all the pets she needs: A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for everything.
And that's when the fight started...
I've found that most younger women make a lot of noise in the bedroom.
Guess they're not expecting to see anyone outside their window.
How do you turn a fox into a cow?
Marry her.
