What would you call a dead prostitute?
Free.
Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
A girl says to a salesman, "I need some batteries for my vibrator."
He motions with his finger, "Come this way..."
She says, "If I could come that way I wouldn't need a fucking vibrator."
What'd the hockey player get on his SAT's?
Drool.
