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Man dies after sex with scarecrow
#WTF?! A sheperd was found dead after having sex with a scarecrow that he had put a wig and lipstick on.
Read more ...KFC customer claims he was served deep-fried rat!
#WTF?! One Kentucky Fried Chicken customer claims he was served a deep-fried rat. What... only one? Surely this can't be true. There has to be more customers... and more rats! We call foul. This kind of complaint is an insult to rats!
Read more ...New Zealand man found guilty of pulling out lovers' teeth during sex
#WTF?! Did he keep pliers by the bed when he pulled out her teeth? Or is that what he calls his Johnson? A New Zealand man has been found guilty of six charges stemming from accusations he pulled out his lovers’ teeth with a pair of pliers during sex.
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