Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"
"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"
My wife and I were discussing the news. I said: "What's the big deal about same-sex marriage?"
She said: "You're right. We've been married for years, and we keep having the same lousy sex."
And that's when the fight started...
Why does the bar association forbid lawyers & clients from having sex?
To prevent them from billing twice for essentially the same service.
What did one whore's knee say to the other?
Nothing... they never met.