Some Bad News

: Created: 07 July 2017; Hits: 2163

Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"

"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"

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Homeless or Houseless?

What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?

You can drop them off anywhere.

No Dope, No Joke

Old Dick is no dope. Here's a piece of advice you should always follow: Whenever you have a one night stand, always use protection -- a fake name and a fake number.

More Than One Use

One night while I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep my wife asked me a real stupid question: "Honey, why do you think god gave men a dick?"

I opened one eye and told her: "So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!"

And that;s when the fight started...