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Some Bad News

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Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"

"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"

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Nursing homes now give Viagra to the old guys living there.

Keeps them from rolling out of bed.

I'll Have The Same

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After takeoff the stewardess came to take the drink orders. The Irishman asked for a whiskey. When she asked the Mormon if he'd like a drink he replied in disgust, "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman grabs the stewardess by the arm and says, "Instead of the whiskey, can I have what he's having. I didn't know I had a choice!"

But, It's Just So Small!

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breath through something that small?"