Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"
"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
The other guys waiting their turn!
At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.
