Wardrobe Selection

: Created: 04 July 2017; Hits: 2001

Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"

"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"

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Your Kind Of Game?

What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?

Strip Poker.

Sex Change

What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A tran-sister.

It's Gonna Be One or the Other

An old couple's sitting in the living room. The wife turns to her husband and says, "Let's go upstairs and fuck." He looks back and tells her, "I don't know if I can do both."