Wardrobe Selection

Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"

"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"

Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?

So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.

What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.

Darling.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liqour cabinet.