Wardrobe Selection

Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"

"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"

What's the best part of gardening?

Getting down and dirty with my hoes.

How are blondes like computers?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you.

A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."

So he gave it to her.