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Get In The Kitchen

Created: 20 April 2015
Hits: 2457

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Where's My Gun?

Created: 17 April 2015
Hits: 2552

Women are like guns.

Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

That's Why They Name Hurricanes After Women

Created: 16 April 2015
Hits: 2351

How is a woman like a hurricane?

When they come, they're loud and wet, and when they leave, they take your house and car.

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Picture Perfect

I thought I could please my wife by offering her a sumptuous breakfast in bed. So I asked her what would be her perfect breakfast.

She said: "My perfect breakfast would be a cup of gourmet coffee. Our son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Our daughter is on the cover of Business Week. And your face is on the back of the milk carton."

And that's when the fight started...

What A Horrible Life

Did you ever think what a horrible life a dick has? Think about it... his roommates are nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and every night his owner strangles him with one hand until he throws up!

It's Party Time

A man goes to a fancy costume party wearing only a glass jar on his dick. A woman asks, "So what are you?" He tells her, "I'm a fireman." "But you're only wearing a glass jar" she replies.

"Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob, and I'll come as fast as I can!"

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