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Get In The Kitchen

Created: 20 April 2015
Hits: 3077

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Where's My Gun?

Created: 17 April 2015
Hits: 3151

Women are like guns.

Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

That's Why They Name Hurricanes After Women

Created: 16 April 2015
Hits: 2946

How is a woman like a hurricane?

When they come, they're loud and wet, and when they leave, they take your house and car.

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The doctor says, "Take a deep breath, calm down, and then give me the directions to Harry's Bar."

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