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Get In The Kitchen

Created: 20 April 2015
Hits: 2549

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Where's My Gun?

Created: 17 April 2015
Hits: 2647

Women are like guns.

Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

That's Why They Name Hurricanes After Women

Created: 16 April 2015
Hits: 2436

How is a woman like a hurricane?

When they come, they're loud and wet, and when they leave, they take your house and car.

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Two guys are having a couple of beers and talking about their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?" asks the first one.

"Well, not exactly," replies his friend. "She just pretends to be a dog." "Very kinky." says the first guy.

"Well, not really... Whenever I lean over and whisper let's do it doggy style, she rolls over and plays dead."

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