Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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A guy in a bar stands up & says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up & says "Hey...I resent that..." The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."
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How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?
The white parts are the best.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.