Leaves A Bad Taste In Your Mouth

You know why you should never drink diet soda during oral sex?

Because that way you'll have two after-tastes to get rid of.

What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo night.

What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?

About 65 pounds.