Leaves A Bad Taste In Your Mouth

You know why you should never drink diet soda during oral sex?

Because that way you'll have two after-tastes to get rid of.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Two stock brokers are checking out a new secretary.

The first one says, "She's got nothing going on upstairs."

The second one says, "That wouldn't be the floor I'd be getting off on."

How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?

She locks the doors on her pickup truck.