On One Condition

A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."

What's a Turkeys favorite song?

"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"

Little Johnny: "Where do babies come from?"

Mother: "The stork brings them."

Johnny: "Who fucks the stork?"

Women are like guns.

Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.