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Tastes Like Chicken

Created: 06 January 2016
Hits: 3373

What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?

Wow! We do taste just like chicken!

Too Big For Her Age?

Created: 05 January 2016
Hits: 2692

A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?

The blonde... she's 18!

Take A Good Look

Created: 03 January 2016
Hits: 3061

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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Guy visits his doctor with a problem "Doc, I don't know what to do about my wife. Every night, she goes to Harry's Bar and picks up men. She's fucking everybody in town and it's driving me crazy. What should I do?"

The doctor says, "Take a deep breath, calm down, and then give me the directions to Harry's Bar."

Same Facts, Different Conclusion

Guy to his friend: "I’m getting married. I’m tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes & no clothes to wear."

Friend tells him: "I’m getting divorced for the same reasons."

After I'm Gone

I was talking to my wife about what might happen after I died. I told her: Promise me one thing... that 6 months after I die you'll marry Bernie." She said: "I thought you hated Bernie."

"I do"

And that's when the fight started...

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