Just Plain Funny

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What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

Happy Valentines Day!

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.

What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

"Good morning, Your Honor."

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You know why you should never drink diet soda during oral sex?

Because that way you'll have two after-tastes to get rid of.

A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No. They're dead."

So I went to the doctor for a physical and he told me I should stop jerking off. I asked him why should I stop?

He told me: "Because you're at a physical."

Pretty Bad