Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

Happy Valentines Day!

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.

What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

"Good morning, Your Honor."

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Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"

"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"

Girl finishes screwing a guy and says: "You said you're a dentist?" "Yes, I am." he proudly replied.

"You must be a great dentist." "Why do you say that?"

"I didn't feel a thing."

Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?

Pretty Bad