Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?

You could easily fit another pair of tits there!

Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?

He said he could stop anytime.

My contribution to poetry & truth:

Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.

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It was our anniversary and I was reminiscing with my wife. She asked if I could remember way back when.

I told her: "You know honey, I can remember where we got married and I can remember when we got married... I just can’t remember why."

And that's when the fight started.

Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.

They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"

Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?

There are only two handles on a garbage can.

Total Recall Times Two