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Total Recall Times Two

Created: 14 January 2016
Hits: 2524

Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?

You could easily fit another pair of tits there!

Put Your Foot On The Brake

Created: 11 January 2016
Hits: 2670

Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?

He said he could stop anytime.

A True Poet

Created: 07 January 2016
Hits: 3318

My contribution to poetry & truth:

Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.

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