Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?

You could easily fit another pair of tits there!

Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?

He said he could stop anytime.

My contribution to poetry & truth:

Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"

How do you know who gives a good blow job?

Word of mouth.

A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister."

"That's a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you have two gorgeous brothers."

Total Recall Times Two