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Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

The Smell Test

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How do men sort out their laundry?

Filthy, and filthy but wearable.

Barking Dog, Eventually Stops!

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Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Stay wood boy

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How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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Don't Miss These Jokes!

Who Stole My Drink?

A drunk calls the police, and says, "They stole my dashboard, they stole my steering wheel, they stole my brake pedal, they even stole my gas pedal..."

Then, before the cops can ask where he is, he says, "Hey, never mind, I'm in the back seat."

What's The Scoop

I came home last night with a half gallon of rocky road and asked my wife: "Want some ice cream?" So she responded: "How hard is it?" I told her with a wink: "As hard as my dick!"

She said: "Great, pour me some."

And that's when the fight started...

Try This Pickup Line

Old Dick is always willing to help a guy score with a great pickup line. Here's one you can try:

"I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'u' in it. But, 'quickie' has u & i together."

You're welcome.