Just Plain Funny

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How do men sort out their laundry?

Filthy, and filthy but wearable.

Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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A lawyer asks his partner, "Are you fucking the new secretary?"

The partner tells him, "No."

So the first lawyer says, "Great! Then you fire her."

What's the definition of eternity?

The time between when you cum and when she leaves.

Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?

Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.

The Smell Test