Just Plain Funny

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: Created: 25 February 2016; Hits: 3170

A little boy asks his dad: "What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?"

So his father takes him up to the bedroom where mom is sleeping. "Look at this," he says as he lifts the covers carefully. "That's a pussy son."

"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"

"No!" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"

: Created: 20 February 2016; Hits: 2621

You know why every woman doesn't go to heaven?

If they all went, it would be hell.

: Created: 15 February 2016; Hits: 2814

What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?

They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.

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