Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

: Created: 25 February 2016; Hits: 2800

A little boy asks his dad: "What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?"

So his father takes him up to the bedroom where mom is sleeping. "Look at this," he says as he lifts the covers carefully. "That's a pussy son."

"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"

"No!" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"

: Created: 20 February 2016; Hits: 2253

You know why every woman doesn't go to heaven?

If they all went, it would be hell.

: Created: 15 February 2016; Hits: 2439

What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?

They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.

Page 81 of 149

76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85

Don't Miss These Jokes!

Just Doesn't Measure Up

My wife and I were on a road trip and I asked her to help navigate, So of course she couldn't quite figure out how to use the map. Frustrated I asked her, "Why can't women read maps?"

She snapped back, "Because only a man can relate to the concept of 1 inch equals a mile."

And that's when the fight started...

Biology Question

What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha?

Your last blow job.

Is That Your Elbow, Or Are You Happy To See Me?

After checking in to a hotel, a man is gets into the elevator and accidentally rubs his elbow against a woman's breasts. He tells her, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, come to room 624."