Just Plain Funny

Created: 23 July 2016

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An old man was in the red light district and approached a cute little prostitute working the corner. He asked: "How's about some action?" The girl looked him up and down and said: "Old man, I think you've had it!"

To which the old guy replied: "OK... how much do I owe you."

Created: 21 July 2016

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Two old ladies are sitting on the park bench feeding the pigeons. Suddenly the first one says to her friend: "Did you just fart?"

Her friend answers: "Of course I did. You think I always smell like this?"

Created: 19 July 2016

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How can you tell when your girlfriend's getting really fat?

You start asking your wife for sex.