Just Plain Funny

Created: 29 July 2016

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Why'd the trapeze artist divorce his wife?

He caught her in the act.

Created: 27 July 2016

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The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.

If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?

Created: 25 July 2016

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An old guy and his wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The old gal tells her husband: "Go in the kitchen and get me some ice cream." So the old guy gets up and shuffles off to bring his sweetie a treat. By the time he gets to the kitchen he totally forgets what he's there for. So he opens the fridge, looks around and finally grabs some eggs and bacon. He whips up a quick batch of bacon and eggs and heads back to the den.

When he walks in carrying the plate his wife looks up with a scowl and barks: "You forgot the toast!"