A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
My wife is constantly complaining that I don't listen to her...
...or something like that.
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
...so, I took her to a gas station.
And that's when the fight started...
