What Do You Mean? | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 12 August 2016; Hits: 1392

A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."

So he gave it to her.

#jokes A guy and his date were parked on lovers lane at the top of a hill overlooking the city. Just as he made his…

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