What Do You Mean? | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 12 August 2016; Hits: 1054

A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."

So he gave it to her.

#jokes My wife was complaining I fart too much, so she ripped a big one right back at me. I asked her, "Honey, you…

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Maine police not joking about beaver-eating snake

#WTF?! A Maine police department insists it is "not joking" about a large snake seen eating a beaver on a riverbank. The Westbrook Police Department said in a Facebook post an officer patrolling the Riverbank Park area spotted the "large snake" about 3:30 a.m. Wednesday "eating a large mammal, possibly a beaver (not joking)."