A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
A man walks into the kitchen and finds his wife boiling eggs. She looks at him passionately, lays on the counter, and says, "Make love to me Randy!"
Not wanting to lose the chance he embraces her quickly and they make passionate love.
When they are finished he asks her, "What was that about?"
She replies, "The egg timer was broken."
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
How are nail polish and panties the same?
They both come off with a little alcohol.
