A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
A cop pulls a guy over and says, "Hey pal... did you know your wife fell out a few blocks back?"
"Thank God... I thought I went deaf."
What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
You can eat your Mom's apple pie.
Two gals were shopping at the supermarket. The first one grabs a good sized potato in each hand and says, "These remind me of my husband's balls."
Her friend looked impressed and replied, "That big, huh?"
"Nope," was the response, "That dirty."
