A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
A guy was organizing his cards for Valentine's Day and realized he made a huge mistake!
"For fucks sake, what a mess to sort out. I can't believe I've mixed their Valentine's Day cards up.
The girlfriend now thinks I love her and the wife thinks I want to fuck her."
What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?
Kill your cat.
The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.
