The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"
What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A woman.
Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?
Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.
The receptionist calls the doctor into the waiting room in a panic: "Doctor, the patient you just treated died on his way out the door. What should I do?"
The doctor says, "Turn him around so it looks like he died on the way in."