In The Classroom

The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"

What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?

We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

What... you didn't see that coming?

What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?

Take them off next time.

What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?

A 1-story... no fucking overhead.