Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
Who cares!
You should never make jokes about vaginas...
Period.
What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?
Call her a cab ... her job is done.
A guy in a bar stands up & says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up & says "Hey...I resent that..." The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."
