Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
Who cares!
Two women are stuck on one side of the boulevard as a parade passes through... complete with floats, a marching band, and hot air balloons.
One gal asks the other: "What's this all about?" Her friend tells her: "It's the gay pride parade."
The first gal replies: "Yeah. Well I suck dick and take it up the ass. Where's my fuckin' parade?"
I don't want to brag... but I have an incredible sex drive.
The one fat chick who'll screw me lives 100 miles away!
What'd the hockey player get on his SAT's?
Drool.