Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Last Xmas Aunt Ellen hung herself.

As a traditional family, we didn't take her down until after New Year's.

What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being a retard.

What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?

Kit.

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My dick is so big, it graduated High School a year ahead of me.

Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.

Woman talks dirty to a man? That's $1.99 a minute.

What's worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car when you're parked outside an abortion clinic?

Going in to ask if you can borrow a coat hanger.

We Do It Every Year