What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"
Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"
And that's when the fight started...
How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?
It's not hard.
My apartment is full of Valentine's cards.
I'm not some kind of stud.
I'm a lazy bastard postman.
