She Doesn't Give A F*ck!

What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?

A lawyer who won't fuck you.

Working in the garage this morning my wife barges in nagging about not showing her any respect. She demands I recognize her life has value too.

So I pick her up, give her a big hug and dump her in the recycle bin.

And that's when the fight started...

My contribution to poetry & truth:

Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.

How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"