What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
My wife and I were basking in the afterglow of having sex when she asked: "Honey, why did God create orgasms?"
I said: "So women can moan even when they’re happy."
And that's when the fight started...
Did you hear about the two guys in Minnesota who froze to death in their car at the drive-in theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Season."
A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?
The blonde... she's 18!