What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?
Kill your cat.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck on his dick!
What's a birth control pill?
That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.
When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.
Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.
