What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?
Kill your cat.
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at five o'clock in the morning?"
"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
And that's when the fight started...
Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?
Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?
Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
