What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?
Kill your cat.
When's the best time to put out the cat?
When it's on fire.
I turned my whole life around.
I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.
