What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?
Kill your cat.
Guy walks into a bar with a big bruise in the middle of his forehead. The bartender asks: "What happened?"
The guy tells him: "I was fucking my wife doggy style and she ran under the house."
Who's the world's greatest athlete?
The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?
You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.
