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What's A Mother To Do

Created: 30 December 2016
Hits: 2588

One day Little Johnny's mother was cleaning his room when she found a Bondage and S&M magazine under his bed. This was very upsetting to her. So she waited until Little Johnny's dad came home, handed him the magazine and told him: "Look what I found under Johnny's bed. What do you think we should do about it?"

Dad looked took the magazine, thumbed through a few pages, then handed it back to her saying: "Well... I don't think we should spank him."

Just Country Folk

Created: 28 December 2016
Hits: 2970

What do you call a 14-year old girl from W. Virginia who can run faster than her 4 older brothers?

A virgin.

Come Early For The Sale

Created: 26 December 2016
Hits: 2720

Nacho comes before a judge. The judge asks: "Why're you here?" Nacho tells him: "I'm accused of starting my Xmas shopping early."

The judge says, "That's not a crime. How early did you start?"

Nacho says, "Before the store opened."

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Wife: "A divorce, Bernie."

Husband: "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

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