Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"
"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?
A trip without the kids!
