Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?
When her car conks out the old lady pushes it into a gas station. Soon the mechanic has it purring like a kitten.The old gal asks: "What's up?"He tells her: "Crap in the carburetor."She says: "How often do I have to do that?"
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.
