Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?
Blew 'em all.
On our honeymoon night I asked my bride, "Honey... am I the first?"
She replied, "Why does everybody ask that?"
And that's when the fight started...
Why did the chicken fall into the well?
He didn't see that well.
