Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
What's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes of silence!
I was reminiscing with my wife about when we first got married, So I gave her a little nudge and asked: "Honey... what was the hardest thing for you on our honeymoon?"
She smiled at me and said: "Saying ouch like I meant it."
And that's when the fight started...
What is more messed up than fingering your sister?
Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.
