Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"
Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"
And that's when the fight started...
Girl finishes screwing a guy and says: "You said you're a dentist?" "Yes, I am." he proudly replied.
"You must be a great dentist." "Why do you say that?"
"I didn't feel a thing."