Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
The most common superstition in the world today? Belief in your hororscope. There's even a name for people who have that superstition.
They're called "single women."
Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.
Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.
