Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
You can drop them off anywhere.
I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people.
It needs more work.
My wife and I were discussing the current state of NASA and the space program. She asked: "Why do you think they never sent a woman to the moon?"
I told her: "'Cause it doesn't need cleaning."
And that's when the fight started...
