Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."
The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning.
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
