My apartment is full of Valentine's cards.
I'm not some kind of stud.
I'm a lazy bastard postman.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A woman.
A guy asks his grandma, "Have you seen some pills around here? They are labeled LSD?"
His grandma replies, "Fuck your pills, there's a dragon in the kitchen!"
