My apartment is full of Valentine's cards.
I'm not some kind of stud.
I'm a lazy bastard postman.
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NYPD hunting for man who stuffed bag of feces down woman’s pants
#WTF?! A man seen stuffing a bag of feces down a woman's pants is not your everyday occurrence. So the New York City Police Department is appealing to the public for help after this bizarre and disturbing assault was caught on camera.
Read more ...Man Dies Under 6-Ton Pile of Porn Mags
#WTF?! Porn kills! At least it did a lonely Japanese man crushed under his 6-ton magazine collection. Joji, a 50-year old Japanese porn addict is now dead. Members of the cleaning staff had found his lifeless body under an enormous collection of dirty magazines. Apparently he REALLY took his dirty little secret to his grave... so to speak.
Read more ...Chihuahua Drunk On Smirnoff Vodka Adds To His Owner's Criminal Woes
#WTF?! A drunk Chihuahua compounds its owner's criminal troubles. Talk about "hair of the dog that bit ya!" Thomas Bloedel, 44, was arrested Thursday after he was found to be drunk behind the wheel of his 2014 Subaru Outback. Bloedel slammed the SUV into a pole outside a suburban Pittsburgh home.
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