My apartment is full of Valentine's cards.
I'm not some kind of stud.
I'm a lazy bastard postman.
Guy catches his son jerking off: "Son don't do that, you'll go blind."
Son shouts back "Pop, I'm over here."
I needed hearing aids, so I asked my doc for the latest technology. You know... the ones that connect directly to the 900 chat lines so I can listen "hands-free"... if you know what I mean.
Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.
