My apartment is full of Valentine's cards.
I'm not some kind of stud.
I'm a lazy bastard postman.
My wife remarked: "That Alzheimer's is a horrible disease. If I ever got it I think I'd shoot myself"
I replied: "You said that five minutes ago."
And that's when the fight started....
Duck walks into a whorehouse, asks the madame: "If I pick out 1 of your whores will you put it on my bill?"
Old Dick is ambidextrous. Yep! I can swing a bat from both sides of the plate, & jerk off with both hands.
