What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
My wife smiled at breakfast this morning and said: "Today is our anniversary darling... what should we do?"
I told her: "Stand in silence for 2 minutes."
And that;s when the fight started...
How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
