What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What's the definition of eternity?
The time between when you cum and when she leaves.
Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
Who cares!
A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots & starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had." The bartender asks, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
