What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?
Kit.
My wife smiled at breakfast this morning and said: "Today is our anniversary darling... what should we do?"
I told her: "Stand in silence for 2 minutes."
And that;s when the fight started...
Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
