What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Why do men like women with small hands?
It makes their dicks look bigger.
I know I've been married too long. Last week I went to the doctor. He asked: "Have you had sex in the last seven days?" And I said: "No, my birthday's in April."
The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."
The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"
So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."
