What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?
On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."
What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's First Movement.
Sex is like a bank account.
First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.