What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him: "Anything you say can and will be held against you."
So he shouts back: "Tits"
My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
