How is a Jewish woman like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Her husband only gets to stuff her once a year.
What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?
Down, Fido, down boy!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something that small?"
Why is Santa Claus always so happy?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live
