How is a Jewish woman like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Her husband only gets to stuff her once a year.
Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?
He said he could stop anytime.
What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar.
What is the definition of confidence?
When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby... !"
