How is a Jewish woman like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Her husband only gets to stuff her once a year.
So tell me... if a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... can a hooker get layed off? Just askin'!
What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
The phone rings and Mrs. Johnson answers. A voice breathing heavily on the other end says, "I bet you have a tight asshole with no hair."
She replies, "Yeah, he's watching TV. Who should I say is calling?"
