How is a Jewish woman like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Her husband only gets to stuff her once a year.
What's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes of silence!
The difference between a whore & a bitch?
A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.
Two little old ladies were at the slots in Atlantic City. One asks: "So... did you come on the bus?"
Her friend replied: "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack."
