How is a Jewish woman like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Her husband only gets to stuff her once a year.
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!
Studies have been done to determine what pleases a woman. Turns out it takes only 3.4 inches to please a woman.
Doesn't matter if its Visa or MasterCard
A cop pulls a guy over and gives him the breathalyzer test.
The cop is so shocked he says: "Jesus man... you are REALLY drunk."
The guy looks up and says; "Thank God. I thought my steering went out."
