How is a Jewish woman like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Her husband only gets to stuff her once a year.
What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
What do a condom & a coffin have in common?
You cum in one, go in the other & they both contain stiffs.
How do you know if your wife's dead?
You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.
