Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?
For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
Two rednecks are out fishing. The first one asks: "If I go to your house and fuck your wife and get her pregnant and she has a kid, would that make us kinfolk?"
The friend says: "Nope. That'd make us about even."
What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?
Very little.
How is a woman like a hurricane?
When they come, they're loud and wet, and when they leave, they take your house and car.
