Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?
For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
A guy in a bar stands up & says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up & says "Hey...I resent that..." The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."
Any man who thinks baseball is our national pastime never played doctor when he was a kid!
A hooker visits her doctor and asks him to put a hole in her hip.
The doc asks, "Why?"
The hooker tells him, "So I can do a little work on the side."
