Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?
For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
I told my wife, "Honey, I bought some Olympic condoms today. I think I'll wear Gold tonight."
She replied, "Why not wear Silver and not finish first for a change?"
And that's when the fight started...
What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?
They both go down for the count!
The difference between buying a lottery ticket and fighting with your wife?
You have a chance at winning the lottery.
