Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?
For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
My wife suggested: "Let’s go out and have some fun tonight!"
So I told her: "Sure... but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on."
And that's when the fight started...
A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"
She says: "Because I miss mine."
You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.
