Love Those Easter Eggs

Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?

He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!

What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?

A white chick's ass.

My wife wanted to be a little playful, so she whispered: "Say dirty things to me!"

So I said: "Bathroom, kitchen, living room..."

And that's when the fight started...

Why do men name their dicks?

They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.