Love Those Easter Eggs

Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?

He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!

Grandpa always told me don’t watch your money watch your health. So one day, while I'm watching my health, someone stole my money.

It was grandpa.

What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?

Call her a cab ... her job is done.

What sexual position should a woman use to make an ugly kid?

Ask your Mom.