Love Those Easter Eggs

Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?

He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!

What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?

He's probably home watching football or something.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares the shit out of their dogs!

My wife asked: "How was dinner?"

I told her: "It was fit for a king! Here King.... here boy..."

And that's when the fight started...