Love Those Easter Eggs

Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?

He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!

How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?

You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.

The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."

The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"

What do you call a guy with a small dick?

Justin!

What do you call a guy with a giant dick?

Phil!