Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. Booyaa!
What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?
Spit, swallow, and gargle
Old Dick is always willing to help a guy score with a great pickup line. Here's one you can try:
"I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'u' in it. But, 'quickie' has u & i together."
You're welcome.
Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?
So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.
