Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. Booyaa!
If a guy opens the car door for his wife you can be sure of 1 thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
How is a woman like a hurricane?
When they come, they're loud and wet, and when they leave, they take your house and car.
