Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. Booyaa!
Why don't Canadians attend orgies?
Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.
My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.
So I did - the middle one.
And that's when the fight started...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
