Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. Booyaa!
A cop pulls a guy over and gives him the breathalyzer test.
The cop is so shocked he says: "Jesus man... you are REALLY drunk."
The guy looks up and says; "Thank God. I thought my steering went out."
Gal to cashier: "I'm in a hurry, can you please check me out?"
Clerk looks her up & down: "Nice tits, babe!"
Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
