Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. Booyaa!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?
You could easily fit another pair of tits there!
Bad things come in three's. Always in three's.
The other day I was screwing my girlfriend while her husband was on a business trip. First she said three words: "Is it in?"
Then she followed that with: "Are you done?"
And finally I heard the front door open and a man's voice shout out: "Honey, I'm home!"
