Back On My ... Back

: Created: 02 October 2015; Hits: 3477

Broke hooker to girlfriend while walking the streets together: "Lend me 10 bucks till I'm on my back again"

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Her girlfriend agreed: "Yeah... I think we need to declare a no fly zone."

Why Don't You Kiss Me Like That?

I was walking in the park the other day with my wife when she pointed to a young couple sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" she asked.

"Honey," I replied, "I don't even know that woman!"

And that's when the fight started...