What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"
He said, "Everybody."
Girl texts: "If you're sleeping, send your dreams ... if you're laughing, send your smile."
Boyfriend texts back: "Taking a shit... Please advise."
My dick is so big, it graduated High School a year ahead of me.
