What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
A doctor told his patient her test results came back and she had a rare disease with only 6 months to live.
"That's such a short amount of time." the woman begged, "Isn't there anything I can do?"
"Marry a lawyer," the doctor told her. "It will be the longest six months of your life."
When would you want a man's company?
When he owns it.
Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"
"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"
