What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
Sally: "Let's play house."
Little Johnny: "What do I do?"
Sally: "Communicate your feelings."
Johnny: "How do I do that?"
Sally: "Perfect. You can be the husband!"
My wife suggested: "Let’s go out and have some fun tonight!"
So I told her: "Sure... but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on."
And that's when the fight started...
Losing a wife can be hard.
In most cases, it’s damn near impossible.
