What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
My wife wanted to be a little playful, so she whispered: "Say dirty things to me!"
So I said: "Bathroom, kitchen, living room..."
And that's when the fight started...
My wife was telling me all about this new transgender thing... you know, where guys turn themselves into women. I said to her: "Yeah. Well that ain't nothin' You know how to turn a fox into an elephant?"
She said: "How?" I told her: "Marry it."
