What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
The difference between a whore & a bitch?
A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.
Maid: "I want a raise. I fuck better than you."
Wife: "My husband said that?"
"No, all the landscapers."
