What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
You know why every woman doesn't go to heaven?
If they all went, it would be hell.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A Mechanic.
A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.
He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"
Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."
