What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy."
The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..."
"I know how to fuck him, mom," the daughter interrupted. "I want you to teach me how to make a great lasagna."
How's broccoli like anal sex?
If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.
