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Wanna Good Time?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 02 March 2016; Hits: 2844

What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?

A gang bang.

Rabbi And The Priest

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 01 March 2016; Hits: 3087

What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?

A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.

Three Dicks And A Joke

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 29 February 2016; Hits: 3189

What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

Your mother can't take a joke.

Salad

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 28 February 2016; Hits: 3393

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

Seizure Salad.

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A woman wanted to see how her husband would react if she left him unexpectedly. So she writes him a note saying she is tired of him and doesn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the note, she puts it on the night stand in the bedroom and then climbs under the bed to hide until her husband gets home.

When he gets home that night, he sees the note on the night stand. After a few moments of silence, he picks up the pen and adds something at the bottom. Then he starts to get changed, whistling and singing and dancing around the room. He grabs his phone and dials a number. His wife listens from under the bed as he starts chatting away. "Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes. I'll see you in a bit. As for the old bag, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around and she split. Good riddance! I was wrong to have married her in the first place. I just wish you and me had met sooner. See you soon, honey!" Then he hangs up and walks out of the room.

In tears and very upset, the wife climbs out from under the bed and stumbles over to read what her unfaithful husband had written at the end of her note. Through teary eyes, she read: "I could see your feet you idiot! I am going out to pick up some beer."

See What I Mean?

Why was the nearsighted fly starving?

He couldn't see shit.

The Widower's Dilemma

A guy is at the funeral home viewing his wife's coffin with a sad look on his face. His friend walks up to comfort him and says: "Don't worry Harry, you'll meet another woman."

"I know," Harry replied, "but what am I going to do tonight?"