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Wanna Good Time?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 March 2016
Hits: 2844

What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?

A gang bang.

Rabbi And The Priest

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 01 March 2016
Hits: 3087

What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?

A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.

Three Dicks And A Joke

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 29 February 2016
Hits: 3189

What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

Your mother can't take a joke.

Salad

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 28 February 2016
Hits: 3393

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

Seizure Salad.

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How To Spend a Fun Afternoon

A cop pulls a guy over with a pickup truck full of penguins. He says:"You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately." The guy says OK, and drives off.

The next day, the cop sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, only now they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over again and barks at him: "I thought I told you yesterday to take these penguins to the zoo?"

The guy answers back: "I did ... today we're going to the beach!"

I thought girls never fart, or poop!

My wife and I were talking about the differences between little boys and little girls. I asked her: "Why don't little girls fart like little boys do?"

She answered: "Because they don't get assholes until they're married."

And that's when the fight started...

What Are You Doing Today?

Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.

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