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Wanna Good Time?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 March 2016
Hits: 2755

What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?

A gang bang.

Rabbi And The Priest

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 01 March 2016
Hits: 2979

What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?

A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.

Three Dicks And A Joke

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 29 February 2016
Hits: 3065

What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

Your mother can't take a joke.

Salad

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 28 February 2016
Hits: 3243

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

Seizure Salad.

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I spent 5 thousand bucks on a boob job for the wife and she was thrilled. So I go another 2 grand on her nose job and she's ecstatic.

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