One Difference Between Men And Women

My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"

I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"

And that's when the fight started...

Many people have been asking who I'm voting for in the next election. My answer:

"To tell you the truth, I'm never voting again...Because voting is like marriage, no matter who you choose, it turns out bad."

I just joined a brand new 13-step treatment program. I'm still on step 1 - becoming an alcoholic.

A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.

The wife cries because it's over.

And the husband smiles because it happened.