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Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 March 2016
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What's the difference between a husand and a wife?

Wives want to videotape the birth of their child. Husbands want to videotape the conception.

Do I Make You Hungry Baby?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 09 March 2016
Hits: 2950

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber.

Just The Tip?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 08 March 2016
Hits: 3978

As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh." The husband sadly turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"

Where Not To Save Money

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 07 March 2016
Hits: 2840

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off!

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"I didn't feel a thing."

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I've got a new hobby -- collecting empty bottles.

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