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Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 March 2016
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What's the difference between a husand and a wife?

Wives want to videotape the birth of their child. Husbands want to videotape the conception.

Do I Make You Hungry Baby?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 09 March 2016
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What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber.

Just The Tip?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 08 March 2016
Hits: 3921

As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh." The husband sadly turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"

Where Not To Save Money

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 07 March 2016
Hits: 2784

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off!

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On The Bus

A punk rocker type boards a bus. He's wearing a leather vest and pants, studded collar and cuffs, and he's sporting an 8" mohawk hairdo in a rainbow of colors.

An old guy just stares at him. Finally the punk looks over at the old guy and says: "What'sa matter old man. Didn't you ever do anything wild in your life?"

The old guy looks back and says: "Yeah... I fucked a parrot one time. Thought you might be my kid."

No Need To Call The Fire Department

When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?

When her moustache is on fire.

No Advice Needed

Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady walked up, saying: "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?"

"My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny.

"Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted.

"No," said Johnny, "but he minded his own freakin' business."

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