Why was the nearsighted fly starving?
He couldn't see shit.
What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
All Ken's stuff.
I just bought the latest sleep-number smart bed. It detects when you're screwing your wife, locks the front door and turns on the stereo so your neighbors can't hear you. My number is 69.
A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"
