See What I Mean? | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 26 May 2017; Hits: 1078

Why was the nearsighted fly starving?

He couldn't see shit.

#jokes A laugh a day. It's not hard. Seriously. Hi, I'm Dick Johnson, owner and webmaster of the infamous web site…

Follow @djokeoftheday on Twitter

Mother Pleads Not Guilty in Birthday Cake Beating of Boy

#WTF?! The cake went missing so they cuffed the 9-year old & beat him to death? Happy frickin' birthday. Now cuff and beat the parents! The mother of this poor boy, who was fatally beaten over what police say was simply a piece of missing birthday cake, has pleaded not guilty to murder and child abuse charges. Sad.