See What I Mean? | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 26 May 2017; Hits: 1438

Why was the nearsighted fly starving?

He couldn't see shit.

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Man Robs Bank Using Sex Toy Disguised As Bomb, Police Say

#WTF?! A man accused of using a bomb to rob a bank says it was just a vibrator wrapped in duct tape. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Gives new meaning to the phrase "This is a stick-up" doesn't it?