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Cause We're Trading Places

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 22 March 2016
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After dinner last night my wife looked at me with those eyes of hers and sweetly asked: "Honey, is it OK if we change positions tonight?" "Sure" I replied.

"Great" She said, "You do the dishes and I'll go sit on the couch and fart!"

And that's when the fight started...

It's 11 pm...

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 21 March 2016
Hits: 3710

What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?

A widower.

How Long Can You Go For?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 20 March 2016
Hits: 3560

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their sex lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once," he replied. "Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."

Just Like Your Father

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 19 March 2016
Hits: 2782

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"

Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

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