Every Frickin' Joke
Better rethink this one
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Old Dick Johnson sometimes has to re-think relationships.
Right now I think I'm spending way too much time with my girlfriend's family... I think her husband is getting suspicious.
The Chicken Or The Egg?
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A chicken and and egg are lying in bed.
The chicken begins to light up a cigarette.
The egg says: "Well... I guess that answers that question."
Never Stopped Talking
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A guy says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.”
The friend asks, “Why not?”
The guy tells him, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”
Let's Get It On
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What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
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