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Better rethink this one

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 03 April 2016
Hits: 2723

Old Dick Johnson sometimes has to re-think relationships.

Right now I think I'm spending way too much time with my girlfriend's family... I think her husband is getting suspicious.

The Chicken Or The Egg?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 02 April 2016
Hits: 3060

A chicken and and egg are lying in bed.

The chicken begins to light up a cigarette.

The egg says: "Well... I guess that answers that question."

Never Stopped Talking

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 01 April 2016
Hits: 2936

A guy says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.”

The friend asks, “Why not?”

The guy tells him, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”

Let's Get It On

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 31 March 2016
Hits: 3495

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

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Harry is 85 when he gets married to a 22-year-old. One night after his honeymoon he shows up at the local bar where all the guys want to hear about his wedding night.

"Well," Harry tells them, "We got to the hotel and my youngest son helped me out. First he carried me up the stairs. Then he helped me get undressed. Finally he lifted me onto the bed with my bride, so's me and her could spend the night together. The next morning all three of my sons came upstairs and lifted me off her."

One of his buddies asks him, "Why did it take your three sons to lift you off?"

Harry says, "'Cause I fought 'em."

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It's the people who need it most who can't get any.

 

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