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It's Like That Movie Scream

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 07 April 2016
Hits: 2777

I've found that most younger women make a lot of noise in the bedroom.

Guess they're not expecting to see anyone outside their window.

Karma Is A Bitch

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 April 2016
Hits: 3121

A woman yells out, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight, you pig!" Everyone in the bar stops and stares. Completely embarrassed, the guy slinks back to his table with a red face.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing public situations."

To which the guy responds as loudly as possible, "What do you mean $200 for a blowjob?"

Cover Your Ears

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 05 April 2016
Hits: 3760

How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?

Call her and tell her.

Even After You're Dead...

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 April 2016
Hits: 3054

How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?

The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.

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It's All How You Look At It

A married couple goes to the same Italian restaurant every Sunday for 30 years. And every time they show up the owner says, "Hey! Its-a you two guys. You my favorite-a couple. You made-a for each other. You last-a so long. You meant-a to be!"

Then one Sunday the guy walks in alone. The owner says, "Whats-a happened?" The guy tells him, "We got a divorce."

The Italian guy says, "Oh, you much-a better off-a now."

Sex Is Like A Car

Three women were talking about what's it like in bed with their husbands.

The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."

The second said, "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful."

The third said, "Mine is like an antique Chevy. I have to start it by hand and then jump on once it gets going."

The Difference Between Men And Women

Women fake orgasms to have relationships

Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

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