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It's Like That Movie Scream

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 07 April 2016
Hits: 2272

I've found that most younger women make a lot of noise in the bedroom.

Guess they're not expecting to see anyone outside their window.

Karma Is A Bitch

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 April 2016
Hits: 2592

A woman yells out, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight, you pig!" Everyone in the bar stops and stares. Completely embarrassed, the guy slinks back to his table with a red face.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing public situations."

To which the guy responds as loudly as possible, "What do you mean $200 for a blowjob?"

Cover Your Ears

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 05 April 2016
Hits: 3244

How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?

Call her and tell her.

Even After You're Dead...

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 April 2016
Hits: 2545

How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?

The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.

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How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?

He's still there.

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The phone rings and Mrs. Johnson answers. A voice breathing heavily on the other end says, "I bet you have a tight asshole with no hair."

She replies, "Yeah, he's watching TV. Who should I say is calling?"

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