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It's Like That Movie Scream

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 07 April 2016
Hits: 2680

I've found that most younger women make a lot of noise in the bedroom.

Guess they're not expecting to see anyone outside their window.

Karma Is A Bitch

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 April 2016
Hits: 3017

A woman yells out, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight, you pig!" Everyone in the bar stops and stares. Completely embarrassed, the guy slinks back to his table with a red face.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing public situations."

To which the guy responds as loudly as possible, "What do you mean $200 for a blowjob?"

Cover Your Ears

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 05 April 2016
Hits: 3662

How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?

Call her and tell her.

Even After You're Dead...

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 April 2016
Hits: 2954

How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?

The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.

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Drop The Coin Right Into The Slot

A couple is in divorce court to decide on custody of their child. The judge asks each one to give a reason why they should be the one to keep the child.

The wife says, "Well I carried this child around in me for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process. This is my child and a part of me." Then the judge turns to the husband and asks the same question.

The husband replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out. Now, tell me, who does the drink belong to -- me or the machine"

I'd Like To See All Three

What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?

Spit, swallow, and gargle

What Do You Mean?

A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."

So he gave it to her.

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