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It's Like That Movie Scream

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 07 April 2016
Hits: 2725

I've found that most younger women make a lot of noise in the bedroom.

Guess they're not expecting to see anyone outside their window.

Karma Is A Bitch

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 06 April 2016
Hits: 3068

A woman yells out, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight, you pig!" Everyone in the bar stops and stares. Completely embarrassed, the guy slinks back to his table with a red face.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing public situations."

To which the guy responds as loudly as possible, "What do you mean $200 for a blowjob?"

Cover Your Ears

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 05 April 2016
Hits: 3708

How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?

Call her and tell her.

Even After You're Dead...

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 04 April 2016
Hits: 3004

How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?

The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.

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What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?

A fuckin know-it-all!

Advice For Pet Owners

What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?

Kill your cat.

Safety in the Kitchen

Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The fireman giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny's hand shot up and he said: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"

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