What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
What's the job application at Hooters?
They just hand you a bra and say: "Here, fill this out."
It was our anniversary and I asked my wife if she remembered out wedding vows when the minister said "for better or worse?"
She said: "Yeah... You couldn't do any better and I couldn't do any worse."
And that's when the fight started...
What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
What... you didn't see that coming?
