What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can smell it, but they can't eat it.
I overheard my girlfriend on the phone say to her friend she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day.
Hope she finds someone nice.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
