What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."
I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."
And that's when the fight started...
What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
Wow! We do taste just like chicken!
The teacher asked the class to use the word indefinitely in a sentence?
Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "When your balls are slapping on the cheeks of her ass, you're in definitely."
