What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
I told my pal: "I got a brand new digital hearing aid, $10,000!" "What kind is it?" he asked.
"Six-thirty."
