What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
What's the best part of gardening?
Getting down and dirty with my hoes.
A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"
Wife asks her spouse: "What are you doing?" Her husband says: "Nothing." So she presses him: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for the last hour."
He tells her: "Well... yeah... I was looking for the expiration date."
And that's when the fight started...
