What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?
A wedding ring.
I thought I would kid my wife a little, so I said: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."
She shot back: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
And that's when the fight started...
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off!
