What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
A midget whips out his two-foot dick.
The whore he's with says, "Oh, no, you ain't putting that thing in me. I'll kiss it."
"Fuck you" he tells her. "I can do that myself."
Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."
Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"
I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.
1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.
