Every Frickin' Joke
Doesn't Always Take Two
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What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?
He's probably home watching football or something.
Sex Ed
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Little Johnny was in sex ed class when the teacher began a discussion about genitals. Johnny shouted out, "My old man has got two of those"
The teacher was shocked and asked Johnny to explain.
"Well, the small one he uses when he takes a piss. And the large one he uses to brush the baby sitter's teeth."
A Night On The Town
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My wife suggested: "Let’s go out and have some fun tonight!"
So I told her: "Sure... but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on."
And that's when the fight started...
The One Thing Not To Do
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What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?
You don't look down.
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