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Doesn't Always Take Two

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 15 April 2016; Hits: 3498

What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?

He's probably home watching football or something.

Sex Ed

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 14 April 2016; Hits: 2957

Little Johnny was in sex ed class when the teacher began a discussion about genitals. Johnny shouted out, "My old man has got two of those"

The teacher was shocked and asked Johnny to explain.

"Well, the small one he uses when he takes a piss. And the large one he uses to brush the baby sitter's teeth."

A Night On The Town

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 13 April 2016; Hits: 3129

My wife suggested: "Let’s go out and have some fun tonight!"

So I told her: "Sure... but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on."

And that's when the fight started...

The One Thing Not To Do

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 12 April 2016; Hits: 3433

What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?

You don't look down.

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My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.

Those New Clothes Are Hot!

What should you do if your clothes are on fire?

Don't put 'em on.

Viva Las Vegas

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you for free."

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

And that's when the fight started...