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Doesn't Always Take Two

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 15 April 2016
Hits: 3362

What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?

He's probably home watching football or something.

Sex Ed

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 14 April 2016
Hits: 2884

Little Johnny was in sex ed class when the teacher began a discussion about genitals. Johnny shouted out, "My old man has got two of those"

The teacher was shocked and asked Johnny to explain.

"Well, the small one he uses when he takes a piss. And the large one he uses to brush the baby sitter's teeth."

A Night On The Town

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 13 April 2016
Hits: 3049

My wife suggested: "Let’s go out and have some fun tonight!"

So I told her: "Sure... but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on."

And that's when the fight started...

The One Thing Not To Do

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 April 2016
Hits: 3352

What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?

You don't look down.

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99 Bottles Of Beer...

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

A beer in each hand.

Staying Hard

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!

Have You Ever Done That?

A couple has sex. When they're done, the girl looks in the box of condoms and sees only 6 left out of 12. She asks, "What happened to the other condoms?" The guy says, "I, uh... I made balloon animals out of them for my niece and nephew."

The next day the girl's at work telling the story to her co-workers. She turns to one of the guys and asks: "Have you ever done that?" He tells her, "Sure. All the time."

She can't believe it so she argues: "Really? You make balloon animals out of condoms?"

He says back, "No. I thought you were asking if I ever lied to my girlfriend."

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