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Doesn't Always Take Two

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 15 April 2016
Hits: 3448

What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?

He's probably home watching football or something.

Sex Ed

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 14 April 2016
Hits: 2928

Little Johnny was in sex ed class when the teacher began a discussion about genitals. Johnny shouted out, "My old man has got two of those"

The teacher was shocked and asked Johnny to explain.

"Well, the small one he uses when he takes a piss. And the large one he uses to brush the baby sitter's teeth."

A Night On The Town

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 13 April 2016
Hits: 3102

My wife suggested: "Let’s go out and have some fun tonight!"

So I told her: "Sure... but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on."

And that's when the fight started...

The One Thing Not To Do

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 April 2016
Hits: 3404

What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?

You don't look down.

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How many Freudian psychaitrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis. Ladder! I meant ladder.

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What do you call a guy who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you the flavor?

A smartass!

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How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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