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Remembering Our Vows

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 05 August 2016
Hits: 2625

It was our anniversary and I asked my wife if she remembered out wedding vows when the minister said "for better or worse?"

She said: "Yeah... You couldn't do any better and I couldn't do any worse."

And that's when the fight started...

Ask and You Shall Receive

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 04 August 2016
Hits: 2753

Guy walks into a bar. Bartender asks: "What'll you have buddy?" The guys says: "Surprise me."

So the bartender pulls out a naked picture of the guy's wife!

Pinocchio's Complaint

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 03 August 2016
Hits: 3120

Pinnochio tells his Dad that whenever he has sex with a girl, she complains about the splinters. His father gives him a piece of sand paper and tells him to rub his dick with it before sex and it should solve the problem.

A few days later, his father asks: "How are things going with the girls?" Pinocchio tells him: "Girls... who needs girls?"

Creative Writing Class

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 02 August 2016
Hits: 3253

College professor to her creative writing class, "Your assignment - write the shortest story you can that includes religion, sex and mystery."

Only one girl got an A on her paper. She wrote: "Good God, I'm pregnant ... I wonder who did it?"

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The VP tells him, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I'm not sure what to do."

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Barbara quickly responds, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

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They both like a tight seal.

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