What's a platonic relationship?
That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her.
My wife was in labor with our first kid and she's cursing and screaming at me the whole time.
I told her: "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.'"
And that's when the fight started...
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?
Ka Ching!
