What's a platonic relationship?
That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her.
What sexual position should a woman use to make an ugly kid?
Ask your Mom.
A guy goes in to see an optometrist.
The doctor says, "You have to stop masturbating."
The guy says, "Why? Am I going blind?"
The doctor says, "No, you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."
What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
Cowboy hats are for assholes.