What's a platonic relationship?
That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her.
What did the fresh egg say to the boiling water when the farmer's wife dropped it in?
Don't expect me to get hard so fast... I just got laid by some chick a minute ago.
Gal tells her friend, "I just read it's against the law to go topless in the New York subway."
Her friend says, "Thank God. It's bad enough when you catch your scarf in those doors."
If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?
A liquor license.
