What's a platonic relationship?
That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her.
What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?
They both go down for the count!
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
What's the difference between pussy & pot?
If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.
