What's a platonic relationship?
That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck on his dick!
What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?
Very little.
Cop stops a young prostitute on the street & asks: "What would your mother say if she saw you out hooking?"
"She'd be pissed as hell... this is her corner!"