Just Country Folk

What do you call a 14-year old girl from W. Virginia who can run faster than her 4 older brothers?

A virgin.

Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin...
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and tonic.

Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"

What's the difference between a husand and a wife?

Wives want to videotape the birth of their child. Husbands want to videotape the conception.

Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.