Just Country Folk

What do you call a 14-year old girl from W. Virginia who can run faster than her 4 older brothers?

A virgin.

What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?

"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."

What do lesbians cook for dinner?

They don't cook... they eat out.

I told my wife our credit cards were stolen, but I'm not reporting it.

She asked why not?

"Cause the thief spends less than you do."

And that's when the fight started...