Just Country Folk

What do you call a 14-year old girl from W. Virginia who can run faster than her 4 older brothers?

A virgin.

It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"

A guy stops in to the drugstore with his wife to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.

"No", the guy says, "she's not that ugly!"

And that's when the fight started...

A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.

For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.