What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.
Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker.
Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?
Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.
I turned my whole life around.
I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.
