What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"
"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"
I overheard my girlfriend on the phone say to her friend she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day.
Hope she finds someone nice.
What's the difference between light and hard?
You can fall asleep with a light on.
