What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
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Man arrested for snatching mobile phone, sending his own nude photo
#WTF?! Homeless man grabs a woman's phone, takes nude selfie, then sends the pic to all her contacts! A 28-year-old man has been arrested for snatching a mobile phone from a woman and then taking his own nude photo and then sending it to her LINE app's contacts.
Read more ...Texas Woman Finds Cocaine In Granola Bar
#WTF?! Police are investigating how a packet of cocaine ended up inside a Nature Valley granola bar. We'd like to know too... and also the location of the store where she bought it! So we can do some shopping next we're in San Antonio.
Read more ...Man Robs Bank Using Sex Toy Disguised As Bomb, Police Say
#WTF?! A man accused of using a bomb to rob a bank says it was just a vibrator wrapped in duct tape. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Gives new meaning to the phrase "This is a stick-up" doesn't it?
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