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Mount Kinabalu 'nudist' Eleanor Hawkins back in UK
#WTF?! A British woman jailed in Malaysia for taking her clothes off on a mountain has returned home. Or as Frank Zappa might advise: "Don't fuck with the mountain, don't fuck around!" In this case rather sacred mountain.
Read more ...Woman arrested for calling 911 about bad Chinese food
WTF?! A woman was arrested for calling 911 to report bad Chinese food. C'mon. Is there any other kind? A 44-year-old Ohio woman was brought to jail after calling 911 to report Chinese food that was "not up to par for her liking," according to police.
Read more ...Heinz apologizes after QR code on bottle took man to porn site
WTF?! A German man who scanned the QR code on a bottle of ketchup said it took him to to a porn site. Perfect. Heinz... 57 varieties... now... 58. Our question is, where can we get a bottle of ketchup like this! The only thing edible at the local 24-hour video store is flavored lube!
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