What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
What do you call hooker that likes it in the ass?
A crack whore.
A woman visits the doctor, with bumps and bruises all over her body. She complains that it was her husband who beat her.
The doctor is surprised: "I thought your husband was out of town."
"So did I..."
Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?
Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.
