What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
All Ken's stuff.
A blind guy in Macy's has his seeing-eye dog by the tail and is twirling it over his head.
A salesman walks up and asks: "Can I help you?"
The blind guy replies: "Nah. I'm just looking around."
If a guy opens the car door for his wife you can be sure of 1 thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?
Kit.
