What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
All Ken's stuff.
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.
I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me up all night!"
And that's when the fight started...
Teenage daughter after a movie: "Had to change my seat 3 times."
Mom: "Did someone harass you?"
"Finally!"
What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?
She just kinda lays there.
