What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
All Ken's stuff.
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
What do you call a guy with a small dick?
Justin!
What do you call a guy with a giant dick?
Phil!
Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?
Because every time Mrs. Smokey gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.