What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
All Ken's stuff.
I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.
"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."
And that's when the fight started...
The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."
The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"
I asked my wife what she'd do if I won the lottery. She told me she'd take half and leave me.
So I told her: "Great! I won 10 bucks on a scratch-off this morning. Here's your five, now get the fuck out."
