What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
All Ken's stuff.
How is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating.
A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.
She came home with a red snapper.
A blind guy in Macy's has his seeing-eye dog by the tail and is twirling it over his head.
A salesman walks up and asks: "Can I help you?"
The blind guy replies: "Nah. I'm just looking around."
