What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
All Ken's stuff.
A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."
A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."
The blonde sister replies "I thought I was the slut! How many is a Brazilian?"
What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's dick.
