What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
All Ken's stuff.
I wish I had parents like Dora.
They let that little bitch go everywhere.
A new bride was embarrassed to be on her honeymoon. When she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear as if they had been married a long time.
He responded, "Sure. You carry the luggage!"
And that's when the fight started...
Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
