What's In That Tackle Box

"Every Sunday you go fishing, right?

Husband: "Yeah why?"

"The fish came by to tell you she's pregnant!"

What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?

"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?

When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.